Moron or Jerk...You decide.

You know how handicapped parking spots are? Yeah, you know...they're wider and then they have the space next to them with the diagonal lines to tell people to not park there. That space is so that they can get the wheelchair around, have extra space to open their door, etc. Well, our apartment building has handicapped spots in the main parking lot with this area of no parking in between the two handicapped spots...and there is always this Dodge Neon parked there. Now, at first, I just figured it was a handicapped person who wanted to park close when there wasn't any handicap spots open. But that car parks there when the handicap spots are empty. In addition, the car has no handicap tag in the windshield nor on the license plate. Then one day, I see the woman who drives the car. She's in her fifties with no handicaps at all. Just waltz's in like she owns the place and that that is her special spot. Hello?! Do you not realize that it's not a parking spot??? Doesn't it seem odd to you that NO ONE ever parks there? Or are you just a jerk? She always parks there though and I'm ready to go buy some of those "you're a jerk" fake parking tickets and put it on her windshield. But then I might feel bad...so, gimme your input. Is she a jerk or just a moron?

multitasker!

When it comes to multitasking, it's hard to beat the woman who can rob a bank and never interrupt her cell phone conversation.

In an act of either incredible cool or something much more sinister, a young woman has robbed four Wachovia bank branches in Northern Virginia in recent weeks, all while seemingly immersed in cell phone chats, police say. In the most recent holdup, on Nov. 4 in Ashburn, video footage shows the woman to be almost uninterested as a teller hands her a stack of cash, and she continues talking on her phone as she turns and walks out of the bank.

"This is the first time that I can recall where we've had a crime committed while the person was using a cell phone," said Loudoun County sheriff's spokesman Kraig Troxell, echoing comments by officials from other law enforcement agencies. "The question would be whether anyone is on the other end of the line or not."

The cell phone bandit first struck in Vienna on Oct. 12. A woman in her twenties with dark hair, about 5 feet 2 to 5 feet 6 inches tall and weighing 120 to 130 pounds, walked in carrying a box and talking on a cell phone. She moved directly to the teller counter and displayed the shoebox-size box, which had a note taped on it demanding cash. Police would not disclose the wording of the note.

As in the other cases, the robber exchanged few or no words with the teller, because she apparently was busy talking to someone else. She scooped up the cash, started walking and kept talking.

In the most recent robbery, however, there was a twist, Troxell said: a gun.

During her brief visit to the Wachovia branch at 43780 Parkhurst Plaza in Ashburn, the woman carried a purse and simply opened it up, showing the gun to the teller about 5:30 p.m., Troxell said. Then she handed over a note demanding cash, with the cell phone still firmly attached to her ear, Troxell said.

for full story... http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/11/10/AR2005111002009_pf.html

Moron!

So here is my first nomination for the Moron of the week award...

some dude, that i don't even know, emails me on myspace (check it out if you don't know what it is!!!!)

saying

"may i HAVE YOU for christmas"

to which i reply

'The kind of humor in which one person owns another person is not funny to my people.....'


hell no you can 't have me for christmas you rude freak.... why wouldn't you just say hello... this is rude and tacky....

Please take my advice, when hitting on a woman please don't be rude or disgusting... You don't even know me and you want to HAVE me?! I'm sorry but no thanks!!!!

grow up!


MEN... THIS IS NOT AN OKAY WAY TO PICK UP A WOMAN.... BE ADVISED!!!!!

~jamie~